::Tuesday, January 18, 2005::
:: funny ain't it? ::

One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in blackand carrying submachine guns.One of the men proclaimed,"Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remainwhere you are."Immediately, the choir fled...the deacons fled...and most of the congregation fled....Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20.The man who had spoken took off his hood...He then looked at the preacher and said "OkayPastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites... Now youmay begin your service. Have a nice day!"And the two men turned and walked out.TOO DEEP TO NOT PASS ON...*Funny how simple it is for people to trash God ...and then wonder why the world is in the conditionit is today....*Funny how we believe what the newspapers say...but question what the Bible says...*Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven...provided they do not have to believe, think,say,ordo anything the Bible says.or is it scary?*Funny how someone can say "I believe in God"...but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes"in God).*Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes'through e-mail and they spread like wildfire...but when you start sending messages regardingthe Lord, you think twice about sharing.*Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscenepass freely through cyberspace...but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressedin the school and work place.*Funny, isn't it? Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday...but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.Are you laughing?*......

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